“The Funny Sketch” is up at Swink.
The Funny Sketch
Scene: Entranceway of an immense Victorian mansion. There is a large scoreboard, which reads: US and THEM. BISQUIK, an ancient butler with a whistle around his neck, answers the door. RAWLINS, dapper, roguish, enters.
RAWLINS: Hello, Bisquik! (noticing audience) Well! Look at the size of that one!
BISQUIK: Madame! Mr. Kee-Ko-Keddy-Qua-Triple-Dring-Dram-Drop-Glop-Gliddy-Glo-Glum-Bertrand Rawlins. The third. Esquire. (Rawlins throws him a glance) Funniest Man Alive.
MADAME SPIRITGUM, obese yet elegant, enters.
MADAME: Rawlins! Funniest Man Alive!