i’d make a lousy superhero


I realize I’d make a lousy superhero.  I’m way too much of a jerk.

If I had super speed, for example, I’d probably offer some kid a super speed ride to Paris or Egypt – and then when we got there I’d do something obnoxious like – fake sprain my ankle –

Oh!  Oh!  Ow!  Ow!  It hurts! 

And the kid would be all freaked out – panicky, and crying.  And I’d say something stupid like,

“Man – we better call your parents to pick you up.  Hope they’ve got frequent flyer miles!”

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