the #$@!# bicycle boys save christmas, again!

My piece The #$@!# Bicycle Boys Save Christmas, Again! is up at Hobo Pancakes.  (It’s about halfway down the page, fyi.)  Here’s a little excerpt:

Santa Claus has been #$@!# kidnapped!” exclaimed the President of the United States.

“Christ!” said Flip.  “Again?  He was just kidnapped last year!”

“I’m afraid so,” said the President.  His image, replete with panic sweat, on the HD Etherlogic Hollerphone made the situation all the more urgent.

“The #$!@ FBI and military are baffled,” he continued.  “And frankly, time is running out!  This is a crisis only The #$@!# Bicycle Boys can handle!”

“Understood, sir,” I said.

“I’m forwarding all the information we’ve got, boys.  But it’s slim.”

“Not a problem, sir.”

“Thanks.  Gotta run!”


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