Can you please stop with your back-to-school ads already? I hate back-to-school. I have two weeks left of summer and I’d like to enjoy them sitting on my back porch getting drunk, doing nothing, and not hearing about back-to-school all the time. I don’t care that this is your big pre-school sales season and that you will lose this incredible opportunity to sell Dora backpacks and Bieber pencil sets by the truckload. I don’t care. This is still MY summer. And your back-to-school ads are pissing me off. I hate back-to-school more than my kid and I’m not even in school.
So, if you could please wait until after Labor Day – maybe around Halloween – to start putting your back-to-school crap on every object everywhere at all times that would be really really excellent.